A Little Old Lady Sold Pretzels On A Street Corner.
A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for twenty-five cents each. Every day a young lawyer would leave his office building at lunchtime, and as he … …
A 60 Year Old Billionaire Goes To The Bar.
A 60 year old billionaire goes to the bar with his gorgeous 25 years old wife. Bartender : How did she marry you? Old man : I lied about … …
A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart Are Debating.
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk … …
An Accountant Is In A Car Travelling.
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You re pretty good … …
A Family Is Driving In Their Car.
A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets … …
A Kindergarten Teacher Handed Out A Coloring Page.
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color … …
A Jumbo Jet Is Just Coming Into The Toronto Airport.
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on our final descent … …
An Old Guy Was At A Bar.
An old guy was at a bar and needed to fart. He controlled himself for almost half an hour and couldn’t leave the bar because he didn’t want to … …
Two Elderly Women Were Sitting Together.
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, These … …
An Another Football Game With The Animals.
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, … …