L. Johnny Talk To His Mother.
“Hey, Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when … …
A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday.
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m … …
Little Johnny Failed His Math Test.
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home that afternoon, his … …
A Store That Sells Husbands Has Just Opened.
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and … …
An Elderly Man Jimmy Was Walking Down Main Street.
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with … …
A Man Walks Past An Elderly Beggar.
A man walks past an elderly beggar every day and gives him $10 and that continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $ 7.50 “Well,” … …
A Baby Turtle Was Standing At The Bottom Of A Tree.
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high … …
A Turtle Was Walking Down An Alley.
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York. He was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate. They asked the turtle if … …
The Pastor Noticed Little Johnny Standing In The Foyer.
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American … …
Husband Found His Wife’s Old School Report Card.
Husband found his wife’s old school report card and He is SHOCKED!! The comment written…. His Wife is ……. “Most Obedient And Soft Spoken Student” If you liked this, … …