An Elderly Lady Tries To Bore A Man On A Plane.
“Hi! My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane. “It’s so nice to meet you! I’m flying to New York for my grandson’s third birthday. I’m … …
A Talking Parrot Walks Into A Shop.
A talking parrot walks into a shop and asks: “Do you have peanuts?”. The shop owner replies “No, we don’t” and the parrot walks out. The following morning, the … …
A Life-Long City Man, Tired Of The Rat Race.
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He … …
A Lawyer Was On Vacation.
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the … …
This Woman Asks Her Husband Why He Is Acting Crazy.
A wife was frying some eggs one morning when suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. He shouted, “Careful, Careful! Put some more butter in! Oh my GOD! You’re … …
The Teacher Addresses A Student.
The teacher addresses a student and asks: “How many kidneys do we have?” Four!”, The backbencher student responds. “Four? Haha,” The teacher was one of those who took pleasure … …
A Young Man Wanted To Outsmart An Old Lady.
An old lady was on a flight. She was sitting beside a young businessman. After the in-flight meal she took out her Holy Bible and starts her devotion. The … …
An Old Man Gets On A Bus.
An old man gets on a bus. There are no Seats so he stands and leans on his walking stick for support. The bus brakes suddenly at one stage … …
Little Johnny And His Grandmother Were Shopping.
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in … …
A Couple Was Having A Discussion.
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself right off the … …