An Elderly Man Jimmy Was Walking Down Main Street.
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with … …
Two Elderly People Living In A Florida Mobile Home Park.
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number … …
An Old Dog Starts Chasing Rabbits.
An old Dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having … …
Two Crows Were In A Field.
Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance. “See that over there? What is that?”, says the first … …
Little Johnny Failed Law.
Little Johnny failed law & decided to make a deal with the professor. Little Johnny: sir, do you know everything about law? Prof: yes. Little Johnny; if you can … …
Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table.
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in … …
A Man Settles In His Seat.
A man settles in his seat next to the window on a plane when another man sits down next to him and seats his Black Labrador Retriever in between … …
A Professor Boards A Plane.
A professor boards a plane and gets a seat besides an old man. Mid-flight, the professor decides to humiliate the old man and prove he’s intellectually superior, So he … …
A Monkey Who Was Travelling In The Plane.
A plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately, the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions: … …
A Woman In A Supermarket Is Following A Grandfather.
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of … …