A Drunk Husband Arrived Late At His Home.
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell.. Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the … …
Johnny Teaches His Entire Family A Lesson.
Little Johnny and his family often traveled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special events Easter Sunday, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. One day, Little Johnny … …
A Little Old Lady Answered A Knock.
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day and was confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young … …
A Little Old Lady Was Walking Her Dog.
A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog … …
A Man Goes To A Costume Party.
A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a woman on his back. “What are you supposed to be?” the confused host asks. “I’m a turtle,” the … …
An Elderly Man Paddy Goes Into A Pharmacy.
An elderly man paddy goes into a pharmacy – reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours from the bottle … …
Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence.
Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; … …
Johnny Walks A Cow Through The Village Square.
Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the … …
All The Children Brought Presents For Their Teacher.
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and … …
An Army Private Seeks Permission For The Leave.
A young Army private seeks permission from his commanding officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explains, “my wife’s expecting.” “I understand,” the officer tells him. … …