Charlie Complains To His Teacher.
A little boy named Charlie complains to his teacher, “I’m too smart for 1st grade!”. The teacher then goes to the principal with Charlie. The principle first asks some questions: … …
A Salesman Was Testifying In His Divorce.
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. “Please describe,” said his attorney, “the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife’s fidelity.” … …
Johnny Walks Into His Local Chemist.
A teenager named Johhny walks into his local chemist and tells the cashier, “I’ve been invited to dinner at my girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope there’s a chance I get … …
Anna Complained To Her Friend Julia.
Anna complained to her friend Julia how she sometimes found it difficult to initiate s** with her husband. : “I know a simple trick,” Julia said. Whenever I want to … …
When A Group Of Tourists Visited A Crocodile Farm.
When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal; -Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give … …
A Man With An Elephant Walks Into A Movie Theatre.
One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theatre: “I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir.” The manager says. “Oh, I assure you, he’s … …
An Old Man Calls Pizza Hut To Order A Pizza.
An old man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza… CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut? GOOGLE: No sir, it’s Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialled a wrong number, sorry. … …
An Old Cowboy Walks Into A Saloon.
An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, Naked….except for his boots. “Where your clothes at, Slim?”, ask the one man Back at the barn. I was feeding the horses when … …
A Young Lady In The Maternity Ward.
A young lady in the maternity ward is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth of her child. : “I’m afraid … …
Johnny Was A Lazy Student.
Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Maths class badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the … …