A Woman Told Her Husband About The Dream.
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” … …
The Rancher’s Bull Was Missing.
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. … …
Johnny Was Sitting In The Hall Of The School.
Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: “How do you put an … …
Sue Phones Her Husband At Work.
Sue phones her husband at work, ” Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go into … …
A Young Girl Watched Her Grandmother.
A young girl watched her grandmother move several duck figurines from the bottom shelf to the middle shelf of a cabinet. The grandmother picked up one of the ducks … …
An Elderly Man In Oklahoma Calls His Son.
An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother … …
John Brought His New Work Colleague.
John brought his new work colleague, Robert, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately. … …
A Man Walks Into His House.
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, “This is the pig I’ve been fking’.” … …
A Man And Woman Were Having Marriage Problems.
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple … …
A 15 Year Old Little Johnny Comes Home.
A 15 year old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche His parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I … …