An 85 Year Old Couple, Having Been Married Almost 60 Years.
An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest … …
An Old Couple Are Flying To Australia.
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am … …
This Little Kid Is Walking Up The Street With His Daddy.
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says “Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?” The … …
An Old Couple Were Leaning.
An old farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen, When the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. … …
A Couple Has A Dog That Snores.
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to … …
Johnny Is Walking A Sheep.
Lil Johnny is walking a sheep through the town. The Mayor stops and asks Lil Johnny what he is doing. “Silly Billy has a boy sheep and I’m taking our … …
Three Fathers Are Talking About Their Sons.
Three fathers are talking about their sons. The first father says, “my son is a successful doctor. He’s so rich, he just bought his best friend a Lamborghini”. The second … …
The Old Man Sat Down In The Orthopaedic Surgeon’s.
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopaedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least … …
A Man Was Walking Home.
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. ‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers. Paddy had never been with a hooker before but decides … …
Johnny Got On The Bus.
A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backwards. The little Johnny asked why he wore his … …