A Police Officer Pulls Over An Elderly Couple.
A police officer pulls over an elderly couple He walks up to the driver’s side window and asks the husband for his license and registration. The wife, hard of … …
A DEA Agent Stopped At A Ranch.
A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch and talked to an old rancher… He told the rancher ‘I need to inspect your property for illegally grown d?*?*gs.’ The rancher … …
Little Johnny Is Constantly Late.
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that she has had … …
Johnny’s Teacher Was Giving A Lesson.
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle … …
This Couple Is Working On Their Wills.
A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues how they want to be … …
Husband Talked To His Wife.
Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? … …
A Little Old Lady Who Wanted A Parrot.
There once was a little old lady who wanted a parrot all her life. Finally, one day she spots a good deal on a parrot for sale in the … …
An Old Lady Goes To Her Bank And Presents A Cheque.
An old lady goes to her bank and presents a cheque for Rs 1000/- to the cashier, a young girl. Cashier: Dadi ji, you should withdraw such small amounts … …
An Old Lady Received A New Radio.
This letter was sent to a High School Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch … …
A Group Of Elderly Women Gathered At A Seminar.
There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The old women were asked, ‘How many … …