Little Johnny Was Practicing The Violin.
Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den: The family dog was lying in the den, and … …
Wife Calls A Husband.
H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you … …
A Little Old Lady Came Running Towards The Receptionist.
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming. “Please … …
A Wise Old Gentleman Purchased A Modest Home.
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment: Then … …
A Little Old Lady Who Wanted A Parrot.
There once was a little old lady who wanted a parrot all her life. Finally, one day she spots a good deal on a parrot for sale in the … …
L.Johnny Fell In Love.
Johnny fell In love, so he asked his father. “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” “That’s a great son. Who is she?” “It’s … …
Tom Went Fishing This Morning.
Tom went fishing this morning, but after a short time, he ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a cottonmouth with a … …
The Husband Returns After Several Hours Of Fishing.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat … …
An Old Lady Decides To Go On A Photo Safari.
A Wealthy Old Lady Decides To Go On A Photo Safari In Africa With her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, … …
An Old Dog Starts Chasing Rabbits.
An old Dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having … …