Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church.
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little Johnny. “Why don’t … …
Alan’s Wife Called Him As He Was At In The Pub.
Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes I’m going to … …
An Old Man And His Wife Visited Their Doctor.
One day, an old man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup. The doctor wanted to examine the old man first. After examining the old man, he … …
Jacob And Rebecca Are Excited About Getting Married.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they … …
Johnny Was Eating Breakfast One Morning.
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?” “He thinks a lot, … …
Noah Released All The Animals From His Ark.
After 150 days off flooding, Noah released all the animals from his ark and commanded then to go forth and multiply. After some time, he saw that the flocks and … …
A Vain Lion Thinking About The Other Animals.
A vain lion wanted to find out why the other animals were not as beautiful as he. First he asked a giraffe. The giraffe did not know. Next, the lion … …
An Old Man Purchase A Hearing Aid.
Morris an old man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesperson. “That … …
An Old Man Entered A Church.
One Sunday morning an old man entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore shirt and pants … …
Johnny Was Brought To Court.
Johnny was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table … …