Petly Town

  A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful horse standing in one of the fields. Hoping to buy the horse, the guy stopped … …

  The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the lady, “I’m … …

  An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and … …

  Once a software engineer saw a bull pulling a cart and the farmer was sleeping peacefully in that cart. He was very surprised to see this scene and without … …

  Little Johnny and his mum are in church, and Little Johnny turns to his mum and says: “Mum, I feel sick.” Mum says.” Well, go out side and find … …

  An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they … …

  An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady. “I thought you said … …

  A lion goes into a restaurant He sits down and starts looking through the menu. After a while, the waiter comes over. “What would you like to drink, sir?” … …

  An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the jungle when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks … …

  A newlywed couple lies in bed, and the husband curiously asks his wife about the number of men she has been with. Despite his inquiry, the woman remains silent, … …