Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence.
Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; … …
A Man Has The Strongest Rabbits.
A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks him “How do … …
Johnny And His Family Were Having Sunday Dinner.
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received … …
A Judge Was Interviewing A Woman.
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home … …
A Kangaroo Kept Getting Out The Zoo.
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo: Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the … …
A Little Old Lady Tried To Phone.
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No … …
This Little Old Lady Goes To The Doctor.
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells, … …
An Old Lady Walks Into A Pharmacy.
An elderly lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some b*### deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the elderly woman that they don’t sell … …
This Couple Is Working On Their Wills.
A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end-of-life issues how they want to be treated. The … …
A Comical Case of Wife And Drunk Husband.
A wife was in bed with her friend when she heard her husband’s key in the door: “Stay where you are.” She said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even … …