The Animals Of The Forest Are Having A Meeting.
The animals of the forest are having a meeting. For months on end, there was one big party and the forest looks like the end of spring break. Vomit … …
Little Johnny Asked A Questions To His Teacher.
Little Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question. Teacher: Okay. Little Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher: You can’t it’s too big. … …
A Policeman Is Walking Down The Street.
A policeman is walking down the street one day, When he notices a very small boy Little Johnny trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. … …
A Serious Drunk Walked Into A Bar.
A serious drunk walked into a bar and after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her and kissed her. … …
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Park.
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, … …
Guy Runs Over A Rooster While Driving Near The Farm.
A man is driving past a farm when he runs over a rooster. He feels bad about it, so he collects the rooster and goes to knock on the door … …
Brendan Had Spent A Week Visiting His Family.
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport: After verifying his seat number … …
A Woman Gets Even With Her Husband After He Refuses To Do Anything Around The Home
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts him. “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” … …
Man’s Parrot Won’t Stop Swearing And Ends Up In The Freezer.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth … …
Sue Phones Her Husband At Work.
Sue phones her husband at work, ” Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go into … …