A Polar Bear Carries A Large Freezer.
A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory. On his way inside, he’s stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying … …
A Burglar Breaks Into A Home.
A burglar breaks into a home and holds the husband and wife hostage. He forces the two to sit on chairs and ties them to the chairs. The burglar … …
A Gentleman’s Wife Is Planning On Hosting A Dinner Party.
One day, a gentleman’s wife is planning on hosting a dinner party and wants to class it up a bit, so she sends her husband out to pick up … …
A Gov Man Approaches A Pig Farmer.
A gov man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs. The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have … …
Barbara Phoned Her Doctor’s Office.
Barbara, a senior citizen, was distraught, so she phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for … …
John Went To Visit His 90-Year-Old Grandfather.
John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John’s grandfather … …
Wife Calls A Husband.
H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you … …
Little Johnny Was In Church With His Mom.
Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. “Mom, I think I’m going to throw up!” She told … …
Alex Sees An Ad In The Newspaper.
So, Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”. Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the … …
A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Talent Agents Office.
A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office. “All right, lets make this quick, I have things to do. Says the bored agent. “What’s your talent?” … …