A Little Boy Was Attended His First Wedding.
A little boy was attended his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was … …
The Teacher Was Terrified To Hear Little Johnny Swear.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear. ‘I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?’ ‘From my … …
A Woman Who Had Been Married Three Times.
A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for … …
The Teacher Asked A Question To Little Johnny.
The Teacher Asked A Question To Little Johnny. Teacher: “If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?” … …
Grandma Visit The Grandchildren.
Grandma calls and announces that she will be coming by for a visit in about half an hour. When she comes she is surprised to see her grandchild running … …
An Elderly Man Woke Up In The Morning.
An man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that … …
Two Aussies Were Out Hunting In The Outback.
Two Aussies were out hunting in the outback and came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size. The first said, … …
A Drunk Ice Fisherman Drills A Hole In The Ice.
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it. As he does so, a loud voice from above says, “There are no fish down … …
Little Johnny’s New Baby Brother Was Screaming.
Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?” His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.” Johnny says, “WOW! … …
Lucy And Debra Were Having One Of Their Chats.
Lucy and Debra were having one of their chats during one of their regular Thursday outings to play some chess, talk and get some good coffee. At one point, … …