Susan Was Asked To Give The Benefits Of A Marriage.
On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked to give her friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such … …
A Teacher Asks Her Class Students.
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, … …
A Man Gets Stopped By A Game Warden.
A man gets stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish. Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish? Man: no sir. These are … …
Two turtles Walk Into A Bar.
Two turtles walk into a bar. As soon as they enter inside, it starts to rain. The big turtle turns to the smaller one and says – Go home … …
Jason Watched An Older Lady Fill Up Her Car.
At a gas station, my husband, Jason watched an older lady fill up her car. As he was wondering whether or not someone her age should still be driving, … …
Four Old-Timers Were Playing Their Weekly Game.
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an … …
A Blind Man And His Seeing Eye Dog Walked into A Store.
A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around. Upset by this, the manager of the … …
Mrs Davidson’s Dishwasher Quit Working.
Mrs Davidson’s dishwasher quit working, so she called a Repairman. He couldn’t accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, … …
A Married Couple Wakes Up One Morning,
A married couple wakes up one morning, and while still lying in bed, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today?” “What … …
A Mother Found A Candy Bar Wrapper In Her Young Son’s Room.
Every Sunday afternoon a mother found a candy bar wrapper in her young son’s room. She finally had to ask: “Johnny, why do I find a candy bar wrapper … …