A Farmer Goes To The Local Market.
A farmer goes to the local market to sell his bull. A stranger comes up to him to inquire about the animal. Stranger: Is your bull good at breeding? … …
A Man Scolded His Son For Being So Unruly.
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank … …
A Guy Sits Down At The Bar.
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. “Is everything okay pal?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight and she … …
Two Retirees Are Chatting.
Two retirees are chatting about how they’ve been spending their time since retirement. One says “I’ve been taking this class about little tips and tricks you can use to … …
David Had Been Extremely Anxious For Years.
David An elderly man had been extremely anxious for years. It got to the point where his compulsive worrying was ruining his life, so he went to a psychiatrist, … …
A Robber Enters An Old Couple’s Home.
A robber enters an old couple’s home in the middle of the night… As he is grabbing things, the couple wakes up and confronts him. The robber says he … …
In A Forest Creatures Race Against Each Other.
There once was a snail named Sam who lived in a forest which had an interesting reputation; All the forest creatures would design elaborate vehicles and then race against … …
The Little Johnny Ask 20 Pounds From His Mum.
“Hey, Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when … …
A Furniture Dealer Decided To Expand The Line Of Furniture.
Murphy, an elderly furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to Expand the Line of Furniture, he has in his store, So he decided to go to Paris, to see what … …
A Woman Is Walking Through The Park.
A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He’s reading a book and eating some fruit out of … …