A Farmer Is Leaning On His Fence.
A farmer is leaning on his fence, watching his horses one evening, when a dog walks up, stands beside him for a moment, and says, “Nice evening for watching … …
An Old American Couple Standing Nearby In Shorts.
An old American couple standing nearby in shorts are intrigued by their manner of dress. The wife says to her husband, “Look at that couple. I wonder where they’re … …
An Elderly Man Who Sold Flowers In A Small Town.
There once was an elderly man who sold flowers in a small town and did quite well for himself. Across the street, some monks opened a flower shop as … …
Two Kids Were Playing On The Lawn.
Two kids were playing on the lawn when one asked the other, “Hey, do you know how to ride a bike without training wheels yet?” “Nope, I dunno,” the … …
Two Elderly Bankers Are In A Bank.
Two elderly bankers are in a bank when armed robbers burst in: While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the … …
An Old Man Bought A Well.
An old man bought a well from a smart aleck. The next day while on his way to the market, he met the smart aleck who told him, “I … …
An Elderly Man Went To A Doctor With Multiple Complaints.
An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor. “No food agrees … …
A Police Officer In Grafton Stops At A Local Farm.
A police officer in Grafton stops at a local farm. He talks with an old farmer and tells him. ” I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown … …
A Teacher Was Reading The Story Of The Three Little Pigs.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather … …
Two Men Were Waiting At A Bus Stop.
Two men were waiting at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them started complaining about his family problems. After listening for a while, the other … …