Little Johnny sees His father sitting, reading the paper.

He goes up to his father and says

“Daddy, where do babies come from?”

The father says

“I’m busy…go ask your mother”.

Not 2 minutes later, Johnny comes back, singing

“I-know-where-babies-come-from”

The father folds up His paper and, in an annoyed tone, says

“Where?!?”

Johnny says

“Mom said I’m so sweet, I came from the sugar bowl”.

The father says

“Yep…that’s about the size of it.”