Little Johnny was puzzled as to his origin.

“How did I get here, Mommy?”

His mother said, using a well-worn phrase,

“God sent you.”

“And did God send YOU, too Mommy?”

“Yes, Little Johnny, He did.”

“And GRANDMA and GREAT GRANDMA and DADDY, too?”

Again the answer was “Yes, Johnny, He did.”

Little Johnny shook his head in disbelief.

“Then you mean to tell me there’s been no f*cking in this family for 100 years?!?!? No wonder everyone is so cranky!”