Johnny Wanted To Play A Game.

Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game

Little Johnny asked,

“What game is it”?

His Dad replied saying

“For the next hour, sit on the front porch, count how many blue cars drive-by”.

And he sent little Johnny off to the front porch with a lollipop and promptly went to the bedroom.

“Dad! Bobby’s parents are having s*x!” Shouted Little Johnny.

“How would you know that?” Shouted his dad from the bedroom.

“He’s sitting on his front porch with a lollipop, counting blue cars!” Little Johnny shouted back.