Johnny Attended A Horse Auction.
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
“Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied,
“Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said,
“Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”