Little Johnny was at school one day, his teacher made a conversation about work careers:

Little Johnny said. My dad’s a magician and a very good one at that.”

His teacher was quite intrigued by this.

Teacher: “So tell me Johnny what sort of acts do your dad like to do?”

Little Johnny:

“We’ll miss he likes to cut people in half, you know with like knives, saws and stuff!”

Teacher: “Oh right wow!”

Little Johhny: smiles like a Cheshire cat!

Teacher: “So Johnny tells me how many brothers and sisters do you currently have?”

Little Johnny:

“I have 1 half brother and two half-sisters!”