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Husband Informs Wife ‘My Word Is The Law’


The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.”

When a couple moves in together, it can be a bit of an adjustment. A lot of couples struggle with who will pay for what or how they set up the furniture, but there’s also the question of who will do what.

Divvying up the chores can be tough when both people have different ideas about their roles in the relationship. But when they listen to other people’s advice about their own partner, the situation can get worse. Like in this humorous situation about a husband and wife.

The husband reads what he considers to be an empowering book and quickly announces the new rules of the house. But what he doesn’t expect is that his wife would react quite the way she does.

Read the hilarious story below:

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.”

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of fun that I want. Afterward, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

The wife replied, “The damn funeral director would be my first guess.”

Although it’s not a true story, it’s funny, so I just had to share it here.

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

A Gift For Husband

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: “Thank you, honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl!!!” The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?” She asked. “The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!”

“Oh, that,…” she said, “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!”