An Elderly Mother To A Nursing Home.
One day a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, … …
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is Father Were In A Mall.
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart … …
A Husband And Wife Went To The Fairgrounds.
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the wife went on the … …
Little Johnny’s Clever Deal.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a … …
A Man Sees A Talking Parrot.
A man goes to a pet shop and sees a talking parrot. He asks the owner how much it costs. The owner says, “The parrot is $50, but he has … …
An Englishman Talk With The Welshman.
Englishman: “That your Dog”..?? Welshman: “Aye”. Englishman: “Mind if I Speak to him”..?? Welshman: “Dog don’t Talk.” Englishman: Hey Dog, how’s it going”..?? Dog: “Doing All Right, Thanks”. Welshman: (Look … …
A Little Silver-Haired Lady Calls Her Neighbour.
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get … …
An Old Man Crashed His Car.
An old man with hearing problems crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give … …
An Elderly Man Told His Wife.
An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except ride in an aeroplane. Let’s do it, she said ok. They went to the airport … …
A Little 10-Year-Old Girl Was Walking Home.
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, … …