A Little Girl Was Leading Her Dog.
A little girl was leading her dog through the park when an old man stopped her, saying, “That’s sure a pretty dress you’re wearing.” The little girl smiled, “Thank … …
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L.Johnny’s Class Had A Spelling Exercise.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help … …
Dave Took Mary Out For A Romantic Dinner.
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in … …
Little Johnny And His Mum Are In Church.
Little Johnny and his mum are in church, and Little Johnny turns to his mum and says: “Mum, I feel sick.” Mum says.” Well, go out side and find … …
A Man Gets Up One Morning.
A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she’s cooking, and sees one of his socks in … …
When An Elderly Woman Visits Her Doctor.
An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his penlight, looked in her ear, then … …
An Elderly Gentleman Was In The Kitchen.
An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him. Then he turned on the kitchen … …
When Dolphins Turn Into Navy Seals.
An old man accidently crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give me … …
A Butcher Tending To His Shop.
There’s a butcher tending to his shop when a dog walks in. The dog has a note in his mouth, with a £10 note attached. The butcher bends down and … …
Two Men Met At A Bus Stop.
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family … …