Funny

  Little Johnny had to take care of his baby sister while his mum and dad went shopping. To pass the time he decided to go fishing and reluctantly took … …

  Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?” “He thinks a … …

  An elderly snake went to the doctor and told him: “Doc, my eyesight is so bad, I can’t see to hunt any more. I think I need a pair … …

  A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not … …

  Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his … …

  A bee is driving along the highway and sees a grasshopper looking for a lift. He pulls over to pick him up. After 100km the car sputters and comes … …

  A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan … …

  A boss says to his secretary “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements” . The secretary makes call to her husband “my boss and i will … …

  An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside: The elderly woman found an … …

  Lisa bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. In the morning he drove up and said, ‘Sorry , … …