Two Electricians Request An Old Lady To Move A Wire.
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yeII to her, “Hey lady, can you move that wire off the … …
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A Couple Was Telling Their Vacation.
A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t you tell me … …
Sally Was Driving Home.
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip … …
An Elderly Man Told His Wife.
An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except ride in an aeroplane. Let’s do it, she said ok. They went to the … …
A Wife Asks Her Husband To Go To The Store.
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, … …
An 80 Year Old Women Was Caught Shoplifting.
An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches. During her court appearance the judge asked the lady “So tell me why did you steal the … …
An Old Farmer Who Grew Excellent Quality Corn.
There was an old farmer who grew excellent quality corn. Every year he won the award for the best grown corn. One year a news reporter interviewed him and … …
A Liquor Is Placed In Front Of A Donkey.
One bucket of water & one bucket of liquor is placed in front of a donkey. Donkey drinks water & leaves the place. The Teacher then questions students ” … …
An Eagle Swoops Down From The Sky.
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s b**t … …
A Young Boy Johnny Is Pulling His Wagon Up A Hill.
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says: “I’ll be … …