Grandma’s Nighttime Transformation.
After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more … …
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A Young Man Went To His Grandfather’s Place.
A young man went to his grandfather’s place to stay for the weekend. He was sitting down for lunch when he noticed that the spoons and forks were encrusted … …
An Old Couple Went To Breakfast.
An Old couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was 2 Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns and Toast for $2.99… “Sounds good” the wife said… “but … …
A 100-Year-Old Couple For Their Health Secrets.
Once a doctor asked a 100-year-old man and his 98-year-old wife for their health secrets. The old man said “I’ll tell you my secret. I’ve been married for 75 … …
A Couple’s Silent Car Ride.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede … …
A City Boy Driving Through The Country.
A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph. A chicken runs by and passes him inside of his fenced-in field. … …
The Baby Jesus Was Missing.
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus … …
An Old Man Was Sitting In Private Box.
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and … …
An 88-Year-Old Woman Was Able To Give Birth To A Baby.
With all the new technology regarding fertility, An 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently: When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, … …
A Bear Walks Into A Bar.
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So what are ya having their big fella?” The bear says, “Give me a … beer.” The bartender says, “What’s … …