Funny

An old half-blind lady by the name of Josephine was turning 91 years old….. and decided to throw a birthday party together with her three dedicated sons. After her husband … …

Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few … …

One evening, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife: “Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Perhaps it would take a few inches off of … …

A man comes to the entrance of Heaven and he is told, “You haven’t done anything good, but you haven’t done anything bad either. If you can tell me of … …

A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony. The bride was gorgeous in her … …

A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on very … …

1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short not to enjoy it. 4. Your job … …

It’s 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they’re planning to do … …

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my … …

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved 3-year-old grandson. It’s obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets … …