A Santa Was Ready For His Christmas Run.
One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run… but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did … …
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A Retired Military Officer Found A Talking Frog.
A 70-year-old retired Military officer had one hobby – he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.‘ he … …
A 5 Year-Old Bad Behaved Boy Created Havoc.
A huge airplane, full of passengers, had just taken off when a 5 year-old bad behaved boy created havoc with yelling and crying out loud. Despite his mother’s efforts, the … …
A Man And His Pet Badger Walk Into A Bar.
It’s about 5 pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, and eating peanuts. As the night goes on they … …
This Man Hated Paying The Expensive Vet Bills For His Wife’s Cat.
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our doon She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry … …
A Man Was Driving Through West Texas.
A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly his car started … …
An Extremely Modest Man Was In The Hospital.
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips … …
Two Elderly Man Having A Few Beers.
Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, still … …
A Deer Sees A Crying Bunny, Sitting By The Road.
A deer sees a crying bunny, sitting by the road. When asked what is wrong, the bunny said: “The bear asked me if I fuzz, I said that I don’t … …
Husband Want To Impress His Wife In Bed.
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes into pee. The husband slyly looks … …