Funny

  Little Johnny is at a horse auction with his father. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, … …

  There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion , a Chimpanzee , a Giraffe , and a Squirrel , who pass by. … …

  A new teacher was trying out something from one of her psychology classes that she learnt at university. She says to the children “Everyone who thinks that they are … …

A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there is something underneath.” “Wow” responded the psychiatrist … …

A policeman pulls over an old man in a pickup truck because the bed of his truck is full of ducks. The officer says, “Sir, it is unacceptable to have … …

A school hired a new Spanish teacher fresh out of college. On the teacher’s first day, the principal decides to sit in her class to observe. He sits down next … …

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What’s yours?”, asked the first boy. Tommy”, replied the … …

Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with the traffic but they were flying by … …

A farmer was taking three of his donkeys for sale to the market. On the way, he saw a river and decided to have a dip. Since he had only … …

A farmer had a problem with foxes stealing his chickens, so he decided to get a guard dog. He went to the pet shop and asked for a fierce dog … …