Three Old Couples Were Having Tea One Fine Day.
Three old couples were having tea one fine day. There were all chatting and whatnot when one of the men, trying to get a chuckle, said to his wife, … …
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An Old Man Lays Sprawled Across Three Entire Seats.
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man. “Sir, you’re only … …
A Retiring Farmer Needed To Rid His Farm.
A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where … …
An Accountant Is In A Car Travelling With A Farmer.
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You’re pretty good with … …
A Man Dumped His Wife For A Young Woman.
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with … …
A Elderly Wife Asked Her Husband To Describe Her.
After being married for fifty years, a elderly wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while … then said, “You’re A, B, C, … …
An Old Man Is Walking Down The Street.
So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn: He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in … …
A Woman Arrives In The Kitchen.
A woman arrives in the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter and says “What are you doing?” He replies: “I’m chasing the flies…” She asks “Did … …
Three Turtles, Joe, Steve, And Poncho, Decide To Go On A Picnic.
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site … …
A Drunk Husband Arrived Late At His Home.
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell.. Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the … …