Little Johnny Was Practicing The Violin.
Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den: The family dog was lying in the den, and … …
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Little Johnny Was Graduate From High School.
He was asked to give a speech to his fellow graduating classmates. To avoid getting off track or saying something inappropriate, as he was known for, he had index … …
A Group Of Americans Was Travelling.
A group of Americans was travelling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, … …
A Man Was Complaining To The Old Lady.
An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One day, she brought with her a whole bun of … …
A Frog Goes Into A Bank.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a … …
This Couple Had An Argument.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their … …
A Bear Was Driving A Truck.
A bear was driving a truck on the highway… Suddenly he saw a rabbit riding a sports motorcycle and overtaking the truck from the wrong side. The rabbit came … …
An Old Man Was Sitting In Private Box.
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and … …
Johnny Was Eating Breakfast One Morning.
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?” “He thinks a … …
This Couple Is Working On Their Wills.
A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues how they want to be … …