Johnny Passed His Driving Test.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make … …
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An Elderly Italian Man Living Alone.
An elderly Italian man living alone wanted to plant his small annual tomato plot but the ground was too hard and he couldn’t use a shovel any more. His … …
The Church Held A “Marriage Seminar”
The church held a “Marriage Seminar” and the Priest asked Luigi, as his 50th wedding anniversary approached, to share some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same … …
A Bear Walks Into A Bar.
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So what are ya having their big fella?” The bear says, “Give me a … beer.” The bartender says, “What’s … …
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” … …
A Husband Visited A Marriage Counsellor.
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute … …
Johnny And His Wife Had Their First Fight.
It was their first quarrel. Johnny was coming off worst until he brought his bride’s family into the argument. “Your father is an old drunkard,” he stated with venom. … …
Johnny and Billy Came Home With A 20 And 50 Euro Note.
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that … …
A Lady Fixed Her Husband A Special Meal.
A lady fixed her husband a special meal for his birthday. After dinner she fixed him a pitcher of martinis then poured him a drink. Then she left to … …
Two Women Are Talking About A Locket One Of Them Wears.
Few years have passed and Sally and Meg finally meet after a long time not seeing each other. Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks “If … …