The Pastors Wife Bought $250 Dress .
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!” he exclaimed. “I … …
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A Baby Mosquito’s First Day To Fly Out.
It was a baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, “How was your journey?” … …
A Man And His Wife Hit A Baby Skunk.
A man and his wife are driving down the road when they hit a baby skunk. “It’s still alive!” The wife exclaimed, looking back at the poor skunk. “Alright, … …
An 88-Year-Old Woman Was Able To Give Birth To A Baby.
With all the new technology regarding fertility, An 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently: When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, … …
A Couple Of Old Guys Were Golfing.
A couple of old guys were golfing, when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. T for a new set of dentures the next morning. His … …
The Elderly Priest, Speaking To The Younger Priest.
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said. “You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a … …
Local News Station Was Interviewing An 80-Year-Old Lady.
Local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it … …
An Old Lady Has 3 Grown Up Sons.
An old lady has 3 grown-up sons who each bought her a present for her milestone birthday. The first son, who had made it big in life, bought his … …
An Old Man And His Wife Lived In The Hills.
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the … …
Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence.
Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; … …