The contractor wanted to give the government official a sports car. The official objected, saying: “Sir, common decency and my basic sense of honor would never permit me to accept … …
Elsie, an elderly lady, stopped to drive into a parking space, When a young man in his brand new red BMW drove around her and parked in the space … …
George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took … …
A man lost his credit card. He went to Police Station after long time to register a complain. Police Inspector: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card? Husband: … …
A 50-year-old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: “why … …
A man in the bar offers to bet anyone $100 that his dog can talk. At first everyone is dubious, but after the man clarifies he means complete grammatically … …
The baby pigeon complained to his mother before flying a long distance, ‘I can’t make it, I’ll get too tired.’ His mother replied, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll tie a piece … …
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, “There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl … …
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, “In my house, I am the boss. I say when the laundry is done … …
Little Johnny had to take care of his baby sister while his mum and dad went shopping. To pass the time he decided to go fishing and reluctantly took … …