An Old Man Was Having Breakfast.
An old man was having breakfast at a diner when three bikers walked in. The first biker puts out his cigatte in the old man’s pancakes. The second biker spits … …
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A Teacher Is Teaching Third Graders.
A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to names some big animals in Africa . Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa . Kevin: ELEPHANT. Teacher: Very good, … …
An Old Man Bought A Well From A Smart Aleck.
An old man bought a well from a smart aleck. The next day while on his way to the market he met the smart aleck who told him, “I have … …
An Old Man Bought An Expensive Locket.
At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweller. The Old … …
A Deer Found The Toilet Window Broken.
A deer had a bar. One day, he found the toilet window broken, so he asked the patrons “Who broke the window!?” A hare responded, “I kinda did…” The deer … …
Once Upon A Time Their Was Three Bears.
Once upon a time their was three bears. They decide to take a walk in the woods as their porridge cools. When they get back they are surprised. Daddy bear … …
An Old Lady Shopping At A Supermarket.
Olaf the Norseman is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears. “What’s the matter?” asks Olaf. “Oh,” sobs the old … …
The Kids Filed Into Class Monday Morning.
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. “I … …
An Old Man Applies For A Job As A Woodcutter.
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to cut down any tree … …
An Old Man Is Walking Along The Street.
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now” So … …