A Couple Goes Out To Dinner.
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, the wife notices a tear in her husband’s eye and asks if he’s getting … …
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Johnny Was Late For School.
Little Johnny was late for school. The teacher asked him why, and Little Johnny explained it was because he met a man who had lost his wallet on the street. … …
A Couple Was Having Quarrel In A Lodge.
A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an argument with my wife, and now she wants to jump out … …
Two Elderly Couples Were Having Dinner.
Two elderly couples were having dinner. When one of the men says to the other man of the group, “Hey Stan, tell us about the college course you recently took!” … …
An Old Man Lived Alone In Ireland.
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in … …
A Man Was Crossing A Road.
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, … …
A Farmer Lived Alone With His Pet Dog.
A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog died. … …
Two Men Are Waiting For A Train.
Two men are waiting for a train. The younger man asks the older man for the time, but the older man ignores him. After a while, the younger man again … …
A Spiritual Leader Lay Quietly.
A spiritual Leader lay quietly. He was dying. The disciples had gathered around his bed and recited some holy verses trying to make his last journey divine and pleasant. They … …
An Officer Pulled A Woman Over 4 Speeding.
An Officer pulled a woman over 4 speeding. She asked what was the problem. He replied “Ma’am you were going at least 90 in a 45 zone.” He then asked … …