Funny

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into … …

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife … …

A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.” After a long silence, the … …

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. The examiner explains that the position is meant for a human, but he agrees to test the dog … …

Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home that afternoon, his father … …

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and … …

Three dinosaurs come across a magical lamp. The first dinosaur rubs it and a genie appears. “I have three wishes. One for each of you,” the genie says. The first … …

Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in … …

Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her … …