Funny

Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”. Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the circus. A … …

An Old Johnny Goes Into The Car Showroom. So, old Johnny goes into the car showroom and finds the car he wants to buy: Old Johnny asks the salesman not … …

An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite. She thanked him and … …

A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the cashier: “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you without … …

Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: “How do you put an elephant … …

A bat teaches his three children how to suck blood… After teaching them, he orders them away to test their abilities The first of the children return, filled with blood … …

Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce: “Tell the court why you want a divorce.” The … …

Little Johnny’s father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what’s … …

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his student might be a little confused about Jesus Christ . He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth … …

A boss says to his secretary “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements” . The secretary makes call to her husband “my boss and i will be … …