Johnny And His Mum Are Waiting.
When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver asks how old you … …
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A Farmer’s Wife Is In Bed.
A farmer’s wife is in bed when all of a sudden her drunk husband burst through the door with a sheep under his arm He looks at her and slurs … …
A Wife Called Him As He Was At In The Pub.
Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes I’m going to feed … …
An Old Man And His Wife Lived In The Hills.
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man … …
A Couple Visited Their Doctor.
One day, an old man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup. The doctor wanted to examine the old man first. After examining the old man, he said … …
Husband Borrowed Rs 250 From The Wife.
The husband borrowed Rs 250 from the wife. After a few days he again borrowed Rs 250 After a few days she asked her husband to return the money When … …
A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog.
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!” “You sure you got them … …
A Wealthy Old Lady Decides To Go On A Photo Safari.
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers … …
A Little Old Lady Who Was Very Spiritual.
There was a little old lady who was very spiritual, Who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell “Praise the Lord!” … …
A Small Farm Boy Milking His Cow.
A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging toward him. As horrified workers nearby watched, Little Johnny calmly … …