A Lady Walks Into A Bar With A Goose.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” Then … …
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An Old Woman Received A Friend Request.
Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive guy, about 19-20 years old: I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my … …
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Park.
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you … …
An Old Man Wants To Meet His Grandson.
An old man decides he wants to meet his grandson before he dies. He lives in the wilderness like a hermit so he hardly ever meets anyone. So he invites … …
A Wife Was Making A Breakfast.
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful … CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh my Gosh!! … …
Two Aussies Were Out Hunting.
Two Aussies were out hunting in the outback and came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size. The first said, “Wow, … …
An Atheist Was Seated Next To A Dusty Old Cowboy.
An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you … …
Teacher Fell Asleep In Class.
Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy: “Teacher are you … sleeping in class?” Teacher: “No I am not sleeping in … …
A Middle-Aged Couple Had Two Beautiful Daughters.
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted: The wife got … …
The Donkey Said To The Tiger.
The donkey said to the tiger, ‘The grass is blue.’ Tiger said, ‘No grass is green.’ Then the discussion between the two became intense. Both of them are firm in … …