Funny

An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except ride in an aeroplane. Let’s do it, she said ok. They went to the airport … …

An old man with hearing problems crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give … …

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, “I once was a handsome prince until an … …

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Adviser tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will … …

Wife just phoned her husband and the conversation went like this :- Wife: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you? Husband: “Yeah.” Wife: “Wind it forward One Hour, … …

An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor. “No food agrees with … …

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his … …

Wife just phoned her husband and the conversation went like this :- Wife: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you? Husband: “Yeah.” Wife: “Wind it forward One Hour, … …

Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not about your homework again.” “Well, uh, yes it … …

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no good in bed either,’ … …