Funny

  Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes I’m going to … …

Paddy hates his wife’s cat so much he drives it to the next town and dumps it there. When he gets home, the cat was there. The next day he … …

A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.” … …

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport: After verifying his seat number with … …

A man is driving past a farm when he runs over a rooster. He feels bad about it, so he collects the rooster and goes to knock on the door of … …

Once there was a fly sitting on a lawnmower handle soaking up the sun. All of a sudden a little boy came running out of the house, eating a bologna … …

An old man feels like a horse! So he is talking with his grandson. Old Man: I’m telling you boy, since I take these vitamins, I feel like a HORSE! … …

The Grandmother of a just got married grandson phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma. The delighted Grandma started giving instructions how to come … …

A man is travelling with his wife and mother-in-Iaw in Israel. Sadly, the mother-in-Iaw passes away as they reach their destination. The wife is struck by grief, and so the man takes … …

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, … …