An Old Man Bought An Expensive Locket.
At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweller. The Old … …
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Little Johnny And His Family Were Having Sunday Dinner.
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his … …
A Bride Was Very Nervous For The Big Day.
A bride was very nervous about the big day, so she went to talk to the priest to calm her nerves. The priest said, “As you enter the sanctuary, … …
An Old Bull And A Young Bull Were Lying.
An old bull and a young bull were lying on top of a hill. Below them stretched a beautiful field of green grass, filled with many cows. The young … …
A Farmer Is Leaning On His Fence.
A farmer is leaning on his fence, watching his horses one evening, when a dog walks up, stands beside him for a moment, and says, “Nice evening for watching … …
An Old American Couple Standing Nearby In Shorts.
An old American couple standing nearby in shorts are intrigued by their manner of dress. The wife says to her husband, “Look at that couple. I wonder where they’re … …
An Elderly Man Who Sold Flowers In A Small Town.
There once was an elderly man who sold flowers in a small town and did quite well for himself. Across the street, some monks opened a flower shop as … …
Two Kids Were Playing On The Lawn.
Two kids were playing on the lawn when one asked the other, “Hey, do you know how to ride a bike without training wheels yet?” “Nope, I dunno,” the … …
Two Elderly Bankers Are In A Bank.
Two elderly bankers are in a bank when armed robbers burst in: While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the … …
An Old Man Bought A Well.
An old man bought a well from a smart aleck. The next day while on his way to the market, he met the smart aleck who told him, “I … …