Kevin Adams

  A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted: The wife … …

  Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy: “Teacher are you … sleeping in class?” Teacher: “No I am not sleeping … …

  Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, … …

A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get remarried?” The husband thought … …

Little Johnny was told by his friends that adults have a deep secret and can be easily manipulated. Johnn‌‌y d‌‌ecide‌‌s t‌‌‌‌o t‌‌es‌‌t i‌‌t‌‌. H‌‌‌‌e c‌‌ome‌‌s h‌‌ome‌‌, g‌‌oe‌‌s u‌‌‌‌p t‌‌‌‌o h‌‌i‌‌s … …

Three squirrels were sitting on animal hides… The first squirrel was sitting on a rabbit hide and weighed one pound. The second squirrel was sitting on a wolf hide and … …

Alan Saw a homeless man & He asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze? He said no he hadn’t had a beer in years. Then Alan … …

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get … …

A farmer brought his daughter a little pot-belly pet pig. She called it “Stinky” when she played with it out in the yard, but she called it “Ballpoint” when it … …

Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of the old ladies called out, saying, “We bet we … …