A Female Reporter Was Conducting An Interview.
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. “Mr Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?” “Sure. … …
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An Elderly Blonde Floridian Called 911
An elderly Blonde Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: … …
A Woman Walks Into The City With 15 Kids
A woman walks into the City Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids . . . ‘WOW,’ the social worker exclaims, ‘Are they ALL yours?’ ‘Yeah, they are all mine,’ the … …
A Lady Buys A Parrot.
A lady was in a pet store to buy a parrot. Looking around she noted the prices ranged from $150 to $200. Still wanting to be sure before making any … …
Paddy And Murphy Were Watching A Movie.
Paddy and Murphy were watching a movie: Paddy said to Murphy. “I bet you €5 John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse goes over the cliff.” Murphy said. … …
A Champion Jockey Is About To Enter A Race
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with … …
Two Old Men Are Sitting In A Restaurant
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, “Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born … …
The Teacher Asked All The Children.
On their first day at school, The teacher asked all the children to stand up and introduce themselves to the rest of the class by telling everyone their first names. … …
A Farm Wife Called The Local Phone Company.
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, When it did ring, … …
An Old Man Fishing In A Puddle
So I saw an old dude with a fishing rod outside my local bar fishing in a puddle. He looked so cold! I said to him: “Come in for a … …