An Irish Daughter Had Not Been Home For Over 5 Years.
An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily. “Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye … …
An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily. “Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye … …
Jack and John decided to go skiing. They loaded up their mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they were caught in a terrible blizzard. So … …
A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks upset. “What’s the matter?” … …
A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So she goes to the library and reads and does research on ice fishing. Then she goes to the sports store … …
A truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, ‘A hamburger, chips and a coke,’ and … …
This woman whose cart was overflowing almost runs me over to get in front of me at the 10 items line. The woman starts to unload her cart onto the … …
“Hello?” “Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you … …
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches … …
We live in a world that is separated in many different ways. It can be difficult to see it happen in front of us, and there are many people who … …
A mother is walking with her five-year-old son through the zoo when they reach the elephant cage. The boy looks with amazement at the large beast and asks his mom, … …